Funny Shit That Happens

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

corgisandboobs:

cuntwrap-supr3m3:

mirror:

If women catcalled men (X)

Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.

The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.

ottercopter:

gourmetknights:

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blue-collar-girl:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THIS MOVIE I SWEAR TO GLOB

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is seriously one of the funniest things I have EVER seen…

This scene is perfection.

Definitely one of the funniest bits from the movie :D

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

YESSSSSSSSSSS

blue-eyed-hanji:

ereri-riren-survives:

homosexual-titan:

browningtons:

When u comb a girls hair with knots in it

When u tryna save the world but this bitch is trying to kidnap u

Eren’s hair is fucking fabulous though

L’oreal: Shiganshina

blue-eyed-hanji:

ereri-riren-survives:

homosexual-titan:

browningtons:

When u comb a girls hair with knots in it

When u tryna save the world but this bitch is trying to kidnap u

Eren’s hair is fucking fabulous though

L’oreal: Shiganshina