Funny Shit That Happens

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

ngxxx:

my-secret-dark-twisted-paradise:

hiphophelicopter:

0ddjobs:

This shit is wild

i can’t stop laughing at this

LMAOOO

OMMMMMG

ngxxx:

my-secret-dark-twisted-paradise:

hiphophelicopter:

0ddjobs:

This shit is wild

i can’t stop laughing at this

LMAOOO

OMMMMMG

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

image

I thought it was… suitable